How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
This is the only book South Carolina Democrats need to read this year. I’m sure they will eat it up.
Enough ‘effing said about Mexico paying for the ‘effing wall or even attempting to understand that the United States is not their ‘effing country and that they most certainly don’t have an ‘effing right to ‘effing come here whenever they ‘effing please.
Here’s the money quote:
So ‘effing suck on that, Mr. Vincente ‘Effing Fox.
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? BARACK OBAMA.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? CHUCK SCHUMER.
When it comes to nominating a Supreme Court Justice, how do you spell hypocrisy? JOE BIDEN.
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
Wait until you see the hordes descending on Mr. Trump’s “Big, beautiful wall”. It looks a lot like Laredo, only colder.
Or is it Pope Sanctimonious I? Or Perhaps, just plain Pope Hypocrite.
