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Donald “LBJ” Trump – Junkster

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The Daily Caller can write a headline, “Donald Trump Clarifies The Size Of His Junk On National TV“.

Donald Trump made sure to clarify that his hands are not small and neither is his penis on national TV.

During Thursday night’s Republican debate on Fox News, Trump said, “I guarantee you there’s no problem” with the “something else” that “must be LBJ_Jumbosmall.”

“And as far as — and I have to say this, I have to say this. [Rubio] hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I have never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you,” Trump insisted.

For all you Liberal Democrats aghast at the thought of the junk in the Trumpster’s trunk, remember fondly your own Lyndon “Jumbo” Johnson, 36th President of the United States.

From an excerpt of Robert Caro’s biography, via the New York Review of Books:

He [Johnson] early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.

Quote snatched from The Gawker, “LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick“

Minnesotans for Marco – updated

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Congratulations to Marco Rubio for finally winning something — Minnestoa.  Here’s a picture of a gaggle of Minnesotans For Marco leaving the polls yesterday.

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Update: All right, all right. Maybe I was stretching credulity a little, but here’s the real scoop…

From the Gateway Pundit, “Candidates Speak Only in Somali at Minnesota DFL Caucus“.

A reporter at a DFL caucus for Minnesota’s House District 60B could not Islam_Minnesota_Dem_Somali_Votersreport on the candidates’ speeches to caucus attendees because the speeches were only given in Somali.

Eric Roper with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune posted a series of tweets from the Brian Coyle Center in Minneapolis about the caucus. English speakers were in short supply in the area now populated by Somali refugees.

Trump Deraignment Syndrome Begins

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Courtesy of the NY Daily News we get, perhaps, the stupidest story yet about Trump Deraignment Syndrome, “The complete guide to fleeing President Donald Trump’s America“.

NYDailyNews_Cover-Make_America_Migrate_CaptureFor folks across the nation, the election of Donald Trump would make America grate — again.

The mere thought of President Trump taking the oath of office on Jan. 20, 2017, has already led to threats from U.S. citizens that they would leave our red, white and blue borders behind if The Donald reaches The White House.

But get this howler!!  The number one “Enclave for expats” is (drumroll, please), Singapore–the Caning Capital of the World.  I would encourage Meg Wagner, the author of this tripe, to take her own advice and try it.  Then she can pen another piece and tell us all how it worked out for her.

Singapore might be your best bet. The island nation boasts the top quality of life for expats, according to a 2015 survey of expats by InterNations, a 2 million-person strong network of migrants.

The Asian county earned the title for its slew of high-paying jobs, welcoming atmosphere, stellar health care facilities and top-notch public transit. English, one of Singapore’s four official languages, is used frequently, especially in urban areas, so communication barriers are limited for Americans.

Move you Lefty idiots! These fine folks in Singapore will beat you like a drum, and there ain’t no safe spaces. Here’s your menu of caning choices. Chew on it.  The list below is just a partial summary.  The link clicks to a complete list which is a real killer.

OFFENCES FOR WHICH JUDICIAL CANING IS AVAILABLE IN SINGAPORE

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Beam Me Up To The Mothership, Louie

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Just like a broken clock, even Calypso Louie can be right occasionally.  Hillary as Satan?  Maybe I’m up for a Million Man something or other.

This tidbit from Breitbart, “Farrakhan: Don’t Fall For ‘Satan’ Hillary Clinton’s ‘Crap’”.

Sunday at the Nation of Islam, Louis Farrakhan said don’t “fall” for Democartic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s “crap” on African-American issues because she and her husband, former President Bill Clinton are responsible for mass incarceration of black people.

Farrakahn_Calypso_Louie_Mothership_RingFarrakhan said, “How many of you are going to vote for Hillary Clinton? You don’t have to raise your hands. I do not blame you for wanting a female president, but that is a wicked woman. She can be sweet but so can you. And you know when you are sweet but playing a game.  All of a sudden she knows about Trayvon Martin. All of a sudden—the boy’s been dead two years now—she talking about him like she met the mother and oh…  White people this is Satan. And you fall for that crap? Most of you went to jail for having a little blunt. They arranged that—the Clintons. Mass incarceration  came about under the Clintons, Don’t forget that. They call myFarrakahn_Calypso_Louie_With_Mothership young gang bangers super predators. And Black Lives Matter put it to her—she didn’t know how to handle that. Call you a super predator, that has no conscience, no sense of  dignity like you are a dog, an animal.