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If Obama Had A Son… He’d Be Named Jussie and He’d Be ‘Free at Last’

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And Mayor Rahm is Pissed…the ‘fix’ was in.

ABC News reports, “‘Empire’ actor Jussie Smollett charges dropped; Chicago mayor and top cop furious, as prosecutor admits he believes TV star fabricated attack.”

In a stunning move, prosecutors in Chicago dropped all charges against “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett on Tuesday despite acknowleging Smollet fabricated a street attack on himself in an attempt to get a pay raise.

“We stand behind the investigation and the facts revealed,” said Joe Magats, the first assistant state attorney in Illinois, who took over the case when his boss, State Attorney Kim Foxx, recused herself from the probe after it surfaced that she had been in touch with Smollett’s family.

“We believe he did what he was charged with doing,” Magats said in an interview with ABC station WLS-TV in Chicago.

Asked again whether he believes Smollett fabricated the incident, Magats replied, “yes.”

Here are a few of our favorite Jussie Smollett memories.

At Home With The Toilet Bowls

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Meet the Toilet Bowls – There’s Papa, Mama, and l’il Baby “Chamber-pot” Bowl.  Moma and Papa Bowl joke that they have gender-fluid tendencies themselves, but it will be L’il Chamberpot themself who will be the “Decider-in-Cis” as to whether the lid is up or down.  By the way, is that an episode of HGTV’s “Flip or Flop” or “Fixer Upper” on the tube”

MOFA – “Make Orwell Fiction Again”

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The current conspiracy theory overheard on overnight talk radio, perhaps on Coast to Coast AM, or possibly, Midnight in the Desert, is that George Orwell was a time traveler from the future, who was stranded here, and then wrote 1984 as a desperate attempt to save us from our selves and consequently save his ‘future’ self from having to make this trip in the first place and, thus, getting marooned here in this seedy version of “tempus contemporary” .  Complicated?  Maybe.  But there are no paradoxes on overnight talk radio.

Meanwhile In Canada – Justin Has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Month

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Eh?  The Independent writes, “How a tangled and deadly web of global corruption spreading out from Gaddafi’s Libya threatens to topple Justin Trudeau.”

Mr Trudeau’s administration stands accused of attempting to soften penalties against SNC–Lavalin, a Montreal-based engineering giant that allegedly paid C$48m (£27m) in bribes to Libyan officials to win contracts in the decade before Gaddafi’s downfall.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau shows off his costume as Clark Kent, alter ego of comic book superhero Superman, as he walks through the House of Commons, in Ottawa on Tuesday, October 31, 2017. (Adrian Wyld/CP)

Allegedly corrupt business dealings with the Gaddafi regime have already led to raids, seizures of assets, convictions and jail time in cases in the Netherlands and Norway, and deals under quiet scrutiny by prosecutors stretch the globe, involving firms in Europe, Asia, North America, and the Middle East, an investigation by The Independent reveals.

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Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby

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Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby”  Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything.  Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”

It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.