Squatty Potty Flushes Kathy Griffin

From Breitbart, “Squatty Potty Pulls Ads Featuring Kathy Griffin: Comedian Violated Toilet Accessory Company’s ‘Core Values’”.  Squatty Potty CEO Bobby Edwards says about Griffin,

Kathy Griffin’s Golden Turd Award Presented For “Most Vile and Disgusting ‘D Lister’ Ever”

We were shocked and disappointed to learn about the image Ms. Griffin shared today, it was deeply inappropriate and runs contrary to the core values our company stands for. In response, Squatty Potty has suspended its ad campaign featuring Ms. Griffin. We have acted swiftly and decisively to demonstrate our commitment to a culture of decency, civility, and tolerance.

Griffin had recently starred in a new ad campaign for Squatty Potty. The company produces stools, sprays, and other bathroom accessories.

Na Na Hey Hey – Goodbye AGW Climate Change Treaty

From AP, “Official says Trump expected to pull US from Paris deal“.

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is expected to pull the United States from a landmark global climate agreement (**AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather**), a White House official said Wednesday, though there could be “caveats in the language” announcing a withdrawal, leaving open the possibility that his decision isn’t final.

Exiting the deal would be certain to anger allies that spent years negotiating the accord to reduce carbon emissions.

Steam – “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss AGA Goodbye”.  Well, almost…

Dogs – Wax On, Wax Off

Miyagi: First, wash all car. Then wax. Wax on…

Daniel: Hey, why do I have to…?

Miyagi: Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!

Daniel: Yeah, but…

Miyagi: Hai!

[makes circular gestures with each hand]

Miyagi: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important.

[walks away, still making circular motions with hands]

Miyagi: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.