political correctness
Got Hate? Got Unpaid Taxes?
Al Sharpton’s got it all going on. About those taxes, Al…. Maybe you can rent that upper lip out for advertising and raise some ‘Benjamins‘ to pay the man.
New Tough Guys On the Block
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Breitbart – Now Called ‘Cereal Killer’
From Breitbart about Breitbart, but cogent, real news none the less.
The Wall Street Journal concludes that Kellogg’s politically-driven decision to pick a food fight with Breitbart has bruised its brand.
“There’s a cereal killer on the loose,” the Journal reports, referring to Breitbart News’ #DumpKelloggs petition, which has reached north of 400,000 signatures since it launched last month.
“One way to assess the damage to companies’ bottom lines is their stock prices since Mr. Trump’s surprise victory,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “Kellogg shares have underperformed peers General Mills and Post Holdings by 4.4 and 11.5 points, respectively.”
It’s never to late to sign the petition to #DumpKelloggs. Click the pic to go to boycott petition.
AGW – Polar Bear Polka
Somehow I think the polar bears will do just fine. Here’s a scene from Michigan’s I-94 yesterday before the “lanes reopened after winter weather causes multiple crashes“. Polar bears in Kalamazoo? Maybe that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing is not what it’s cracked up to be?
Trump’s Russian ‘Strategery’
Vlad is both outmanned and outgunned.
Saturday Night Live – “Strategery”
**5 Differences Between Strategy and Strategery
It’s 8:00 PM – Do You Know Where Your Dollars Are?
Or where your dollars have been?
Trump’s New Proposed Border Wall Plan
The new plan is ‘a little bit’ longer, but even critics say that once the wall is completed “America Will Be Great Again”.
Investing In America
Here’s another good reason to invest in Donald Trump’s America. Why? Because John Deere has just expanded it’s product line to include its new SJW Removal tools. Even the smallest community will need at least one. Deere claims the new equipment has proven cost effective and, they note, it never needs hay.
Forget the Chalk – Gimme the Doh
Trump Play-Doh Safe Space Deraignment Syndrome (TPDSSDS) has be born. See. Donald Trump is creating even more new jobs before Inauguration Day. To solve the TPDSSDS crisis, you gotta have Therapists, and ‘binky’ washers, and safety pin distribution experts, interventionists, and coddlers, and grievances communicators–But wait, there’s even more. You have to Expert Media Consultants to be talking heads on cable….
Buried In AGW
Remember: **AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather)
