political correctness

Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings

by

Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise.  Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved.  He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.

1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….

**FakeNewsAlert**

Taking Aim At Target

by

From Breitbart, “Target Retailer Hits $15 Billion Loss Since Pro-Transgender Announcement“.

The stock value of transgender-champion Target Corp. crashed by 13.5 percent this week after the company’s sales again fell below investors’ expectations.

Target’s stock value is now down by 30 percent since it sparked a consumer boycott by embracing the transgender political agenda. That 30 percent drop has slashed investors’ wealth by roughly $15 billion.

Clapper the ‘Tapper’

by

Former Director of National Intelligence(DNI) James, “The Tapper”, Clapper has got himself a new retirement gig.  Mark Cuban, his good #NeverTrump buddy, has invited him to pitch his new product, ‘The Clapper Tapper’ on “Shark Tank”.  Tap on.  Tap off, James.

**FakeNewsAlert**