We might as well open a new category in honor of Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci. Mooch-Meme, it will be.
Mooch-Meme – The ‘Mooch’s’ Tinfoil Hat
political correctness
Trump Goes to the Movies
I can name that movie in “5 notes“.
FashionWeek – Boys Under Pressure
Click for a gallery view and also be sure to pause the audio before clicking “read more” to watch Queen’s video. Two versions of “Under Pressure” playing at the same time, nonsynchronously, puts one under way too much pressure.
Queen – “Under Pressure”
Humans Can’t Keep It Zipped
These days, the idea of mingling closely with our evolutionary cousins is best left
to movies like War For the Planet of the Apes, but humans didn’t always feel that way. According to a recent genetic analysis of modern humans, our ancestors who lived in Africa thousands of years ago got it on with early hominin species that weren’t Homo sapiens. Evidence of these carnal trysts, found in samples of their saliva, presents the unpalatable possibility that interbreeding wasn’t just a random occurrence — but the norm.
The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update
Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.” Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….
And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.
Melissa McCarthy – “You’re Fired!!”
When Sean Spicer resigned this past week, Melissa McCarthy got her SNL pink slip too. Her 15 minutes of fame lasted about 6 months, but who’s counting. When you’re up, you’re up, Melissa. Otherwise, good riddance, ‘nasty woman’.
The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is….
Edward Scissorhand’s Cousin – Jerry Multi-Tool
Edward Scissorhands – (Trailer 1990)
“In Space, No One Can Hear a Llama Scream”
Alien – “Official Theatrical Trailer”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NcKKNcZ_1k
Murica – Flintstone School of Redneck Engineering
The Flintstones Theme Song
Hispanica – Low Rider Dance Contest
“Low Riders” – NBC Universal
#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ Reebok
It was hard to wait until Saturday to unveil this worthy bit of liberal sanctimony, but here we are and here it is. This should fall under the “pot calling the kettle black” theory of body-shaming. Here’s Reebok criticizing President Trump.
Anecdotally, to prove my hypothesis that Reebok deserves this “it’s OK for us to shame your body until it meets our standards” award, by noting the first page of their sports bra catalogue. I defy you to find one model not deserving of the comment “You’re is such good shape….beautiful.” Or consider some of their spokesmodels….
Nope. No hypocrisy here, Reebok. None at all…