When Donald Trump was asked how he prepared for yesterdays onslaught from Mitt Romney’s afternoon speech and then the evenings Republican Debate stuck between Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz (Drudge’s “Cuban Sandwich“), he said that he had a nice lunch and meditated.
Well what did you have for lunch, Donald? A hot dog. A hot dog? Yeah, an Armored Hot Dog.
Congratulations to Marco Rubio for finally winning something — Minnestoa. Here’s a picture of a gaggle of Minnesotans For Marco leaving the polls yesterday.
Update: All right, all right. Maybe I was stretching credulity a little, but here’s the real scoop…
From the Gateway Pundit, “Candidates Speak Only in Somali at Minnesota DFL Caucus“.
A reporter at a DFL caucus for Minnesota’s House District 60B could not
report on the candidates’ speeches to caucus attendees because the speeches were only given in Somali.
Eric Roper with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune posted a series of tweets from the Brian Coyle Center in Minneapolis about the caucus. English speakers were in short supply in the area now populated by Somali refugees.
Three men go in….Only one man comes out. Wait a minute, that’s from “Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome” . Still works though.
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
There was a new presence on the debate stage last night. Mr. TrumpAli. Here are the punch stats for last nights contest.
Marco: miss, miss, and miss. Ted: miss, miss and miss. Jeb: miss, miss and really miss.
Here’s a small detail Hillary’s (well, they might as well be) opposition research group, American Bridge, left out of their Marco Rubio “fishing boat” hit piece.
Just when I was being to think that the NYTimes was edging toward some sort of reportorial balance and worth reading rather than being mere fishwrap or expensive compost filler, a hit piece like “Rubios on the Road…” pops up.
