Al Sharpton’s got it all going on. About those taxes, Al…. Maybe you can rent that upper lip out for advertising and raise some ‘Benjamins‘ to pay the man.
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New Tough Guys On the Block
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Breitbart – Now Called ‘Cereal Killer’
From Breitbart about Breitbart, but cogent, real news none the less.
The Wall Street Journal concludes that Kellogg’s politically-driven decision to pick a food fight with Breitbart has bruised its brand.
“There’s a cereal killer on the loose,” the Journal reports, referring to Breitbart News’ #DumpKelloggs petition, which has reached north of 400,000 signatures since it launched last month.
“One way to assess the damage to companies’ bottom lines is their stock prices since Mr. Trump’s surprise victory,” the Wall Street Journal reports. “Kellogg shares have underperformed peers General Mills and Post Holdings by 4.4 and 11.5 points, respectively.”
It’s never to late to sign the petition to #DumpKelloggs. Click the pic to go to boycott petition.
AGW – Polar Bear Polka
Somehow I think the polar bears will do just fine. Here’s a scene from Michigan’s I-94 yesterday before the “lanes reopened after winter weather causes multiple crashes“. Polar bears in Kalamazoo? Maybe that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) thing is not what it’s cracked up to be?
Trump’s New Proposed Border Wall Plan
The new plan is ‘a little bit’ longer, but even critics say that once the wall is completed “America Will Be Great Again”.
Investing In America
Here’s another good reason to invest in Donald Trump’s America. Why? Because John Deere has just expanded it’s product line to include its new SJW Removal tools. Even the smallest community will need at least one. Deere claims the new equipment has proven cost effective and, they note, it never needs hay.
Forget the Chalk – Gimme the Doh
Trump Play-Doh Safe Space Deraignment Syndrome (TPDSSDS) has be born. See. Donald Trump is creating even more new jobs before Inauguration Day. To solve the TPDSSDS crisis, you gotta have Therapists, and ‘binky’ washers, and safety pin distribution experts, interventionists, and coddlers, and grievances communicators–But wait, there’s even more. You have to Expert Media Consultants to be talking heads on cable….
Daily Darwin – That Retarded Genome
Darwin understands that it is no longer Politically Correct to use the term retard, but feels that the term is sometimes justified when used to point out how inappropriate use of equipment (i.e. trying for a wheelie on a snow machine in the grass, no less) very often results in crushed genomes leading to retardation of the retard after the fact. Very scientific.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Fake News Shit Storm
From Breitbart, “Fake News King Brian Williams Leads Charge Against ‘Fake News’“.
Fake journalist Brian Williams, who was suspended from the NBC Nightly News anchor slot for reporting fake news and lost the job altogether — and is now
“Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” Williams said, before attacking retired Army Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn—President-elect Donald Trump’s National Security Adviser—and Breitbart News Network.
Watch out for that RPG Brian.