Comrade Schiff Wants Naked Trump Photos – updated

Update:  It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research.  Glass Houses, Adam.

We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?

So Democrats Will Pledge Allegiance….?

Just not the the “Flag of the United States of America…”

Here’s a reminder of the real Pledge of Allegiance for those Democrats who have forgotten.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

AOC Parody – Household Appliance Freak Out

The New York Post writes, “Ocasio-Cortez: Garbage disposals were never really a thing in NYC.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addressed the attention surrounding her first garbage disposal experience on Tuesday by claiming that the kitchen appliances “never really became a thing” in the city.

Click for AOC’s original Instagram post

Ocasio-Cortez, 29, posted an Instagram story on Monday that chronicled the first time she used the device in her new Washington D.C. pad.

“This DC apartment is bougie and has things I’ve never seen before. Like what is a garbage disposal really for,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote in the caption.

“Is this what social mobility is? Using kitchen appliances you never saw growing up?”

The parody. “Bougie” or ghetto, you decide.