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Does Kermit Need Rescuing From Donald Trump?

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Prolly not. Kermit will be just fine. He even has HBO. From NPR, “Sesame Street’s New ABCs: On PBS And Now HBO“.

Known for adult dramas and gory thrillers, HBO is home to some of the most colorful characters on television, but this fall another brightly colored crew is joining the network.

Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind the beloved children’s show, announced a new deal with HBO Thursday that will bring the next five seasons of Sesame Street to the premium cable channel and its streaming services.

“Our new partnership with HBO represents a true winning public-private partnership model,” Jeffrey D. Dunn, Sesame Workshop’s CEO, said in a joint statement.

The iconic program has been under a financial burden in recent years that forced it to cut back on the number of episodes it could produce. And HBO has been working to keep up with other streaming services such as Amazon and Netflix that already offer plenty of children’s shows.

 

Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings

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Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise.  Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved.  He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.

1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….

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Taking Aim At Target

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From Breitbart, “Target Retailer Hits $15 Billion Loss Since Pro-Transgender Announcement“.

The stock value of transgender-champion Target Corp. crashed by 13.5 percent this week after the company’s sales again fell below investors’ expectations.

Target’s stock value is now down by 30 percent since it sparked a consumer boycott by embracing the transgender political agenda. That 30 percent drop has slashed investors’ wealth by roughly $15 billion.

Clapper the ‘Tapper’

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Former Director of National Intelligence(DNI) James, “The Tapper”, Clapper has got himself a new retirement gig.  Mark Cuban, his good #NeverTrump buddy, has invited him to pitch his new product, ‘The Clapper Tapper’ on “Shark Tank”.  Tap on.  Tap off, James.

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Trump – “I Love the Smell of Carbon Fuels in the Morning….”

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From Reuters, “Trump signs order dismantling Obama-era climate policies“.

President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an order to undo Obama-era climate change regulations, keeping a campaign promise to support the coal industry and calling into question U.S. support for an international deal to fight global warming.

Flanked by coal miners and coal company executives, Trump proclaimed his “Energy Independence” executive order at the headquarters of the Environmental Protection Agency.

“Apocalypse Now” –  “It smells like victory!” Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore