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Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings

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Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise.  Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved.  He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.

1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….

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Taking Aim At Target

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From Breitbart, “Target Retailer Hits $15 Billion Loss Since Pro-Transgender Announcement“.

The stock value of transgender-champion Target Corp. crashed by 13.5 percent this week after the company’s sales again fell below investors’ expectations.

Target’s stock value is now down by 30 percent since it sparked a consumer boycott by embracing the transgender political agenda. That 30 percent drop has slashed investors’ wealth by roughly $15 billion.

Clapper the ‘Tapper’

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Former Director of National Intelligence(DNI) James, “The Tapper”, Clapper has got himself a new retirement gig.  Mark Cuban, his good #NeverTrump buddy, has invited him to pitch his new product, ‘The Clapper Tapper’ on “Shark Tank”.  Tap on.  Tap off, James.

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Trump – “I Love the Smell of Carbon Fuels in the Morning….”

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From Reuters, “Trump signs order dismantling Obama-era climate policies“.

President Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an order to undo Obama-era climate change regulations, keeping a campaign promise to support the coal industry and calling into question U.S. support for an international deal to fight global warming.

Flanked by coal miners and coal company executives, Trump proclaimed his “Energy Independence” executive order at the headquarters of the Environmental Protection Agency.

“Apocalypse Now” –  “It smells like victory!” Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore