It’s too late for these poor pumpkins, but with your help others could be saved. Join the #DrinkAnythingButPumpkinSpice movement today.
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Mr. Roboto, Can You Spare a Dime?
Styx – “Mr. Roboto”
Daily Darwin – Kickboxing Before Coffee
Darwin is never surprised by the number of genomes that end up being crushed by coffee deprived morning kickboxers. He again, restates the rules for a.m. kickboxing. Make sure you are fully awake and in charge of your senses. Have your coffee. By all means, go down stairs for your bout. And finally, make sure your target is something softer, more padded, and less breakable than your ownlinest bare, naked foot.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Harvey’s Still Dicking Bimbos
And apparently so is Bill.
Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
**FakeNewsAlert**
