liberals
Prayers for the “Acela” Primary – Super Duper Tuesday III
What the ‘effing hell is the Acela Primary, you ask?
In this case, however, five states vote Tuesday — Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland and Rhode Island – with 172 delegates available for
Republicans and 462 for Democrats. Like the SEC Super Tuesday, this day is nicknamed the Acela Primary after the train service that connects these five states: the Amtrak Acela Express train, which runs through cities including Providence, Rhode Island; New Haven, Connecticut; Philadelphia; Wilmington, Delaware; and Baltimore.
The cool thing about the Acela Express train is that it is the only high-speed train that runs in the U.S. It travels from Boston’s South Station to Washington’s Union Station in roughly seven hours, with 14 stops on its path. Other states have discussed the idea, though no other region of the nation has yet constructed a comparable system to Acela in the northeast.
Trump’s CWB Program – Corps of Wall Builders
Here’s the Math. You have 2000 miles of Wall to Build. That’s approximately 10,560,000 feet, or roughly 126,720,000 inches. You also have 11 to 13 million Illegal Immigrants, AKA CWB Corpsman. If you divide the length of the wall by an average number of CWB’s of say, 12 million, then each CWB’er is only responsible for 11 inches of wall. Seems doable to me….
Rule Z – Mr. Thompson Fights the Zombies
There’s nothing like a Thompson Submachine Gun to get you through the night — of the Zombie Apocalypse. Say hi to Tommy, Shamblers.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Bernie Sanders’ Hungry Uncle
The nut sure didn’t fall far from the tree. Meet Uncle J. Wellington Wimpy, “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”.












