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A Hillary 3’fer
Hillary’s excuses are starting to smell riper than 3 day old West Virginia roadkill.
Have a bowl, ya’all.
Daily Darwin – Practicing for Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge
Darwin figures that this little guys genome will be ready to take the Niagara Falls Barrel Plunge when he turns six years old.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
New ISIS Recruitment Video Surfaces
The Obama Administration and Hillary Clinton just uncovered the “real” video that they claim provoked the Orlando Pulse Nightclub Radical Islamic Massacre. Unfortunately, because of the influence of their TransGender, Cosplaying constituency, the import of this video has been downplayed.
Could Hillary Be Stealing Buddy’s Meds
Yeah, I know Buddy passed from mysterious circumstances in January, 2002, but to make the story work, let’s just talk about Hillary’s other pets. Suppose….
From CBS Philly comes the report, “Why Some Are Stealing Medications From Their Pets“.
PHILADELPHIA (CNN) — Some of us may be sharing a little too much with our pets.
Sure, people share their dinners with their dogs, and some share their beds, but that kind of closeness generally isn’t as much of a major danger to human health as this new kind of closeness uncovered by unsuspecting scientists. There is now scientific evidence that some people may be sharing their pets’ medications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMZqS7q7voY
Charles Manson Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
If The World New Bureau reports it, it could be true. Maybe true? Whatever.
You go, Scooter.
I’ll Bet That’s a “Fish & Wesson”
Take the “Name That Gun challenge – 1. Fish and Wesson, 2. Black Triggerfish, 3. Bullpup Trout, 4. Full-Auto Croaker, 5. Cutthroat Trout, 6. Chaingun Pickerel, 7. Man-Of-War Fishgun, or finally, 8. Automatic Redtoothed Triggerfish.
Hillary’s New Celebrity Endorsement Contract
Just like athletes make money by wearing Nike, or Speedo or guzzling Dos Equis, Hillary has a plan too. And let’s face it folks, based on the way that Hillary and the Clinton Foundation got donations, that woman, Hillary Clinton, won’t even take a dump without being paid for it.
