Right Said Fred – “I’m Too Sexy”
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Donald Trump – The ‘Early’ Years
How all those Liberal Democrats with “Trump Derangement Syndrome” see Trump’s first 100 days in office.
Dogs – Wax On, Wax Off
Miyagi: First, wash all car. Then wax. Wax on…
Daniel: Hey, why do I have to…?
Miyagi: Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!
Daniel: Yeah, but…
Miyagi: Hai!
[makes circular gestures with each hand]
Miyagi: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important.
[walks away, still making circular motions with hands]
Miyagi: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.
“I Keep Other People Awake At Night”
Secretary of Defense, James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis was asked by CBS’s John Dickerson, “What keeps you awake at night?”
“Nothing.” Deadpanned Mattis. “I keep other people awake at night.” Facepalm. Dickerson.
Daily Darwin – Parkour’ed Genomes
Darwin sagely points out that a handrail, a skateboard, and a lamppost do not mix well with one’s genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Are They Biting?
This angler can’t wait to get his line in the water.
Daily Darwin – The Taser Genome
Darwin reports gleefully, that if you give a man a taser he’ll probably end up testing it on his ownliest genomes. Watch carefully…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsrkISjtLPI
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
