Gonna get me some. Maybe more than one pair. Then some of those Mexican Pointy-toed boots would be a great fashion addition.
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Keith Richards RIP Update – You Gotta Take Care Of Yourself Mick
From CNN, “Mick Jagger doing well after heart valve replacement”.
Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger is recovering after a heart valve replacement procedure.
“Mick Jagger has successfully undergone treatment. He is doing very well and is expected to make a full recovery,” a representative for Jagger said in a statement to CNN.
A source close to the band told CNN earlier this week that Jagger was being treated to replace a valve in his heart, but a representative for the singer declined to elaborate.
Caitlyn Jenner’s Response To Speculation About Kylie’s Second Baby
Caitlyn had to learn this from Elle Magazine, of course. “Kylie Jenner Basically Just Confirmed She’s Ready for Another Baby” Caitlyn was overheard saying, “A Tranpa is always the last to know anything. Always second fiddle, and never the fiddler.”
It’s been a year since Kylie Jenner surprised the world with the news that she had given birth to a baby girl. Little Stormi Webster just celebrated her first birthday, and apparently it has Jenner feeling a little sentimental about being pregnant.
Eau de Toilette – The Fragrance of FakeNews CNN
It must be true. All you have to do is Google it.
**FakeNewsAlert**
Keith Richards RIP Update – No More ‘Monkee-ing’ Around For Peter
Sadly it’s time for another Keith Richards RIP Update. Keith’s still here but there’ll be no more ‘monkee-ing’ around for Peter Tork. ‘I’m a Believer‘ that he’s taken his ‘Last Train to Clarkesville‘. It will be ‘Pleasant Valley Sundays‘ from now on for Peter Tork. RIP.
The Monkees – “Opening Theme”
SJW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ends Dumb Blonde Jokes
Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.
BLONDEBRUNETTE & HER THERMOSA
blondebrunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”The
blondebrunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”
She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”
**Disrespectful “Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.
Murica – Top Tractor Brands
You’ve got your John Deere, Allis Chalmers and Kubota. And you’ve got your Mahaydra, as shown here.
