Joey Buttarooco Named As Latest Celebrity Groper

That’s probably not the “Long Island Lolita” pictured with old Gropin’ Joey.

Joey Buttarooco, Celebrity Groper, Photographed in the act.

**Kangaroos are often colloquially referred to as “roos”. Male kangaroos are called bucks, boomers, jacks, or old men; females are does, flyers, or jills, and the young ones are joeys. The collective noun for kangaroos is a mob, troop, or court.

At Least Trump Grabbed Them By The Hoo-Has, Not The Ding-A-Lings

“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today.  As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey.  Eh?

Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, mingles with the Gay Pride ding-a-lingles.

Daily Darwin – How To Launch a Human Nutsack

Darwin rolls on the floor laughing his ass off as he sagely observes that if one has so little respect for his ‘onliest’ genomes as to allow a pickup truck (a big pickup truck, at that) to kick him in his very own nutsack (err…personal genome protection device) he really, really deserves to have those rather dim-witted genomes to be cleansed from humanity’s ‘ownliest’ gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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