But it was really squirrels and rabbits and frogs and snakes and mail boxes and old cans and birds and never, ever the neighbor’s cat and hardly ever your little brother that needed some ‘eye protection’.
He really wants to lose the Hillary ‘tramp stamp’ he got a year ago just before the 2016 Presidential Election while in a drunken “feel my inner feminist” stupor. He thought that wearing a ‘pussy hat’ and voting for Hillary would get him a date. So how’d that work out for him? Not so well, on any account.
For the 2018 Mid-term Elections, he’s going to try a full body ‘Brazilian wax‘ and a “I Heart Melania” tattoo on his left (and now bare) man boob. MAGA!
It’s obvious that this major Christmas cookie fail was caused by AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Who knows what the next casualty will be? It’s probably Trump’s fault, too.
From an undisclosed location, here’s the scene from an Obama “War On Christmas’ internment camp just prior to President Trump’s announcement that it’s OK to say Merry Christmas again.
The reindeer which pull Santa’s sleigh are thought to have come from a poem by Clement C. Moore, “A Visit From St Nicholas”.
Alas, poor Prancer. I knew ye well.
It is more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas”, and includes reference to eight named reindeer.
Originally, the verse which includes the names has them down as: “Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
“On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Dunder and Blixem!”
But now-a-days Dunder and Blixem are often referred to Donner and Blitzen.
Although Rudolf is the most famous of the reindeer, he is not one of the core eight first mentioned.
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