Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
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Porky Pig’s Just Tired of The Crap
Or maybe he just really hammered his thumb/finger (sometimes hard to differentiate with cartoon characters) and needed to express himself.
Nabisco Blew This One
More of your ‘soon to be favorite’ Oreo flavors on the horizon.
I ‘Wuv’ My ‘Liddle’ Birdie Friend…
…until I decide I’m tired of playing and eat you.
“Blacken Fish – Cajun Style”, not “Blacklist”
Fair warning. The irony is strong with this one.
Since the show, itself, portrays violence in all it's varied forms as integral to the plot, perhaps instead of capitalizing on violence to gain and pander to an audience, you should change to format to a cooking show. Maybe "Blackened Fish – Cajun style" would work. Do ya think?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) February 25, 2018
New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls
You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?). But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain. No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.
Justin Trudeau, Fakir
We’re looking forward to more great headlines and kooky liberal pandering from Canadian Prime Minister Justin “Bollywood” Trudeau. Does he look great or what? That little hand-thing he’s got going on is simply precious.
The DailyMail reports, “Justin Trudeau is ridiculed by Indians for his ‘fake, tacky and annoying’ wardrobe of traditional outfits – and finally dons a suit after criticism“.
Justin Trudeau has been ridiculed on social media by Indians for his ‘tacky’ and over the top outfit choices while on his first visit to their nation as Prime Minister.
Ministers, authors, journalists and ordinary Indians lined up to mock him on Wednesday, saying his wardrobe was ‘fake and annoying’.
#CroakingHillary Croaks
Perhaps we’ll change Hillary’s moniker from #CrookedHillary to #CroakingHillary. Do not confuse the “Croaking” part of #CroakingHillary with any wish for ill to befall the former Secretary of State and failed Presidential candidate, but only to refer to the sounds that emanate from her mouth.
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Daily Darwin – Hey Guys! Take The New ‘Firecracker Challege’
Darwin, while rolling on the floor laughing his ass off, says guys, really? You’re actually going to place explosives next to your ‘ownliest’ genome jewels and then explode them. The explosives, that is. And obviously your jewels too. You know the ones that are parked right next to the explosive. You know it’s not going to work out well, right? But the ‘clicks’ are worth it? OK, then. Whatever lights your fire. You will definitely not be polluting the old gene pool. How do you spell eunuch? E U N U C H. What’s that spell? Y O U.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Trump Victory Garden
Order your seeds today for a gloriously bountiful harvest of pompadovers this spring.
