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Congress – All Talk and No Walk

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Pick your idiom. But whatever it is, remember you’re starving to death on empty calories.

  • All bark and no bite.
  • All hat and no cattle.
  • All booster, no payload.
  • All crown, no filling.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • All ham, no let. (for you fans of The Bard).
  • All hammer, no nail.
  • All icing, no cake.
  • All lime and salt, no tequila.
  • All mouth and no trousers.
  • All shot, no powder.
  • All sizzle and no steak.
  • All wax and no wick.

 

 

FashionWeek – Boys Under Pressure

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Click for a gallery view and also be sure to pause the audio before clicking “read more” to watch Queen’s video. Two versions of “Under Pressure” playing at the same time, nonsynchronously, puts one under way too much pressure.

Queen – “Under Pressure”


 

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Humans Can’t Keep It Zipped

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These days, the idea of mingling closely with our evolutionary cousins is best left to movies like War For the Planet of the Apes, but humans didn’t always feel that way. According to a recent genetic analysis of modern humans, our ancestors who lived in Africa thousands of years ago got it on with early hominin species that weren’t Homo sapiens. Evidence of these carnal trysts, found in samples of their saliva, presents the unpalatable possibility that interbreeding wasn’t just a random occurrence — but the norm.

The Winner of the Ugliest Swimsuit Contest is…. Trump Update

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Wait a minute, wait a minute!! Hold the FakeNews Presses!! Donald J. Trump said the contest was rigged. Everyone knows that his ugly swimsuit should have won. The ‘Donald’ was heard saying, “It was collusion between Fake News CNN, the Failing New York Times, and Bezos’ Personal Propaganda Warehouse, The Washington Post, that kept me from winning.”  Just ask Scaramucci if it isn’t so….

And the winner still is, Hillary Clinton. Sorry, Mr. President.