Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar. After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you? And do be careful how you answer, boys.” Crickets….
Norks – Kim Gets a New Look
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Another Southern Fried Statue Removed
Awww!! – Took The Midnight Train
“Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere”
This little heartbreaker found here.
Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin'”
Duck Commander – Willie Before His Beard
Here we have either Willie Robertson before he grew a beard, or highlights of the coming Zombie Duck Apocalypse. Your choice.
Fabulous New Vegan Diet Testimonial
“Finally, a Diet Plan I’m not tempted to cheat on…” – Testimonial from a satisfied Consumer.
Meanwhile In Siberia….
While President Donald Trump has been taking incoming on all fronts, Vlad Putin took some vacation days in Siberia to give his tiger, Scaramucci, a work out and to get another manly, bare chested photo.
During the bare chested photo-shoot, Vlad shared some anecdotes with reporters about how he decided to change his tiger’s name from plain vanilla Boris to Scaramucci. He said that after the FSB delivered him the transcript and audio from Anthony Scaramucci’s infamous rant, he knew that the guy was a ‘real’ tiger. So he changed Boris’ name immediately. After all, as President of Russia, he can pretty much do whatever he wants.
“Besides,” he added, “I’m sure that with a little more work I can train Scaramucci to do the Fandango. And wait until I bring that show to the next G-20 Summit.”
Tired of Political Madness? Keep Calm And Do The Time Warp Again
You feel better now, don’t you kiddies?
How To Cook a Live Carrot
“The boiling frog is a common misconception describing a frog being slowly boiled alive. The premise is that if a frog is put suddenly into boiling water, it will jump out, but if the frog is put in tepid water which is then brought to a boil slowly, it will not perceive the danger and will be cooked to death.” Maybe not so much…
But for a live carrot, it’s quite successful method, especially if a nice bath of vegetable or beef stock is prepared.
FakeNews CNN ‘Censors’ Trump Campaign Ad
If FakeNews CNN won’t run a President Donald Trump Re-Election Campaign Ad ‘trumpeting’ his accomplishments, and jabbing the MSM Press (just a little), we will. Watch.
Let President Trump Do His Job