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Hurricane Harvey – ‘Hanging Ten’ With My Dog in Houston

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SurferToday – “The Glossary of Surfing Terms”

Discover the vocabulary of surfing and learn new words:

Aerial – a surf maneuver where a surfer hits the crest of the wave and flies through the air
A-frame – a wave peak breaking left and right with perfect shape
Aggro – an Australian expression for aggressive surfing or aggressive surfer
Alaia – a surfboard made of wood originally used by Hawaiians to surf breaking waves, in the late 19th century
Aloha – a Hawaiian greeting that means “hello” or “goodbye”
Amped – excited, stoked
Backdoor – when a surfer pulls into a hollow section from behind the section
Backside – when a surfer rides with his back to the wave
Backwash – when a wave sweeps up the beach and returns to the ocean, sometimes colliding with incoming waves

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Penultimate Gender Truism

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This little Gender SJW will never have a chance to figure out the ‘ultimate’ gender truism until his own zirself’s zesack recovers from the willie-wack it took from the rubber bullet.  Until then, hir/zir will have to settle for second best.  Did I get that gender pronoun junk right?

Your Guide to making the ‘Simple’ complex.

 

Trump Pardons Sheriff Joe – Senator Jeff ‘Flakes and Moans’

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NewsMax reports, “Jeff Flake: Trump Should Have Honored Judicial Process on Arpaio“.

Arizona Republican Sen. Jeff Flake said Friday that he would have “preferred” that President Donald Trump allow the judicial process to “take its course” instead of pardoning former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Flake, who has slammed Trump and his policies in recent weeks, took to Twitter:

Remember, come Primary Season, that Senator Flake has aligned himself with Hillary Clinton’s view of Sheriff Joe. Hillary’s view, from the New York Times,

Hillary Clinton sharply denounced Sheriff Joe Arpaio, saying the Maricopa County sheriff, who became the face of hard-line anti-immigration policies because of his tactics here, had treated his “fellow human beings with disrespect” and contempt.”

“It just makes my heart sink,” Mrs. Clinton told a rally of mostly Latino supporters on Monday. “We are better than that.”

Yes, Senator. You make our hearts sink, too. Such a disappointment you are.

Liberal Beau, Justin Trudeau, ‘Discovers’ Immigration Rules

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Liberal beau, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, jabbing at President Trump’s ‘harsh’ stance on immigration, famously proclaimed,

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada.

“OK,” the Illegal Immigrants say. “Let’s go.”  And they did.  In increasing numbers.

More than 6,000 people have skirted border checkpoints to enter Canada since the start of July.

Overwhelmed by these numbers, the government has increased patrols along the border and added immigration staff to process claims. Montreal’s Olympic stadium has been turned into a temporary welcome center, and the military has been deployed to set up a 500-person camp on the border.

So how did that turn out for you Mr. Prime Minister “Boy Toy” Trudeau?  Maybe not so well…

“You will not be at an advantage if you choose to enter Canada irregularly,” said Mr Trudeau.

“You must follow the rules, and there are many.”

Critics have accused Mr Trudeau of encouraging would-be refugees to come to Canada without thinking through the consequences.