Arrgh! Swashbuckling McCain and Kremlin Booty

The DailyMail reports that “‘I did what any citizen should do’: Sworn Trump enemy John McCain admits HE handed smear dossier to FBI – because he had no idea if it was credible”.

Well, John.  How did that work out for you?

McCain Says Russia Guilty of ‘Act of War’

If CNN reports it, it must not be ‘fake news’.  From CNN, “McCain: Russian cyberintrusions an ‘act of war’“.  An observation before the money quote, however.  It’s not all about you and Lindsay becoming relevant again, John.  Thank God you don’t have a ‘button’ and a ‘red phone’ and a 03:00 am call.

Sen. John McCain said Friday that Russia’s alleged meddling in the 2016 presidential election amounted to an “act of war.”

The Arizona Republican, who is chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, also has scheduled a hearing for next week on foreign cyberthreats to the US, which will also focus on Russian cyberhacking, a committee aide told CNN earlier Friday.

I can’t wait for the revised lyrics of John and Lindsay’s hit song, “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran“.

“Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb” – Slim Pickens rides the bomb (1964).

Trump Disses Dem ‘Head Clown’, Chucky Schumer

From the DailyMail,

President-elect Donald Trump lashed out at congressional Democrats on Thursday – including ‘head clown’ Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader – saying they should work with Republicans to find a workable replacement for the Obamacare medical insurance overhaul plan.

Sen. Lindsay ‘MeeToo’ Graham Hacked By Russians

In a struggle for relevancy, Sen. ‘MeeToo’ Lindsay Graham divulged on CNN’s Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room that he was going after the Russkies, bigly, because he got hacked by that KGB dude, Vlad Putin.

Well, I say put up or shut up, Senator. Show us the documents supporting your claim. Who hacked you? When were you hacked? Were the hackers State Actors or free-lance? What systems were hacked? Was any data stolen? What level of security did your systems have? Who was responsible for your systems security? Why are you just coming forward with this information now?  Are you and the Agents that gave this ‘information’ to you willing to testify under oath that it was definitively Russian State Actors that penetrated your systems?  Your turn, Senator.