COVID-19
CDC Chic – Sneezy, Wheezy, Beautiful COVIDGIRL
Some other “Sneezy, Wheezy and Beautiful COVIDGIRLS
**Thanks Anon in MT
A Little ‘Help’ From Betty Crocker To Make It Through The Kung Flu Pandemic
And just in case you prefer “Continental Dishes“, Betty has a “Belgian Squirrel” Helper that is to die for. Also, check out her new cookbook, “COVID Cuisine” or “Serving Up Backyard Bounty in the Year of the Kung Flu.”
**Thanks Anon in MT
COVID-19: Never Forget
You might call it COVID-19, or the Chinese Coronavirus, or the Wuhan Coronavirus, or even the Kung Flu, but it will always be “The Day the Toilet Paper Died.” So Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie…
Don McLean – “American Pie”
Aspiring Redneck Engineer Solves COVID-19 Toilet Paper Crisis
Now if he could fix the little on/off issue…
CDC Chic – COVID-19 Hair Styling Tips
Perfect for maintaining the CDC’s recommended ‘Six Feet‘ of personal separation.
Breaking News… John Travolta Hospitalized
John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever. They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste
Joe Biden says, “Corona Virus will be Number Two on my ticket.” The other candidates say they will support a “Draft Corona Virus for Veep” at the Convention. Nancy Pelosi says, “Wait a minute, Corona Virus is already running in 200 House races,” Not to be outdone, Chuck Schumer noted that he had already promised Corona Virus that if they can beat Trump and take back the Senate, “CV” could be majority leader.
**/sarc ‘n /snark