FakeNews CNN Celebrates Slide to #13 In Cable Ratings

From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“.  Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.

CNN has fallen to #13 in cable TV rankings, according to weekly numbers posted on Thursday by TV Newser.

The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.

Here’s the ‘Real’ news about FakeNews CNN’s now lowly position in the world of cable tv. How far we have fallen since Bagdad Bob, eh, Wolf?

FakeNews CNN – All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper

FakeNews CNN premiered their new mobile “News Station” at the Coos Bay, Oregon 4th of July/Northern Spotted Owl Lives Combined Celebratory Event.  CNN’s President, Jeff Zucker, wanted to field test some new slogans with some low information, uncritical, lefty Liberal viewers before unveiling them prime time.  Amongst the contenders,  “Our News Wipes Fox New’s Ass”, “All the News That’s Fit For the Crapper”, and Jeff’s very ownliest favorite, “Holy Crap, We’re All Gonna Die.”

Trump Body-slams CNN Again

If FakeNews CNN didn’t like Trump WWF Slamming, do you think they’ll like Trump Incredible Hulk Slamming any better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjj645rbR48

FakeNews CNN’s President Jeff Zucker showing his opinion of The Incredible Trump body-slamming his network.

Mostly Irrelevant CNN – Always a Bridesmaid

What’s the old saying? If your adversary is digging a hole, don’t take his shovel”. These types of antics by Jeff Zucker’s CNN definitely don’t bode well for anyone’s job security at CNN. The At&T/Time-Warner merger is worth a lot more than the petulant angst of a formerly significant news network trying to get it’s front row seat back at the White House Press Briefing. Imagine. Playing second fiddle to The Gateway Pundit. The horror…