Just like #FakeNewsCNN , I grab onto a story and ride that puppy (or shark) until it’s legs (or fins) fall off. Chris Christie’s most excellent BeachGate adventure is just one of those “it’s impossible to eat just one” (right, Governor) stories. In honor of the upcoming Sharknado 5, here’s a few more of our favorite Chris Christie BeachGate memes. Hold on to your swimming trunks, kiddies.
Update #CNNBlackmail – Number 1 Twitter trending hashtags. Will CNN apologize or dig themselves in deeper? Could #ApologizeNowCNN be the next big Twitter trender?
Jeff Zucker – FakeNews CNN’s Chief Huckster or, if you will, Big Pruny-faced Honcho in charge
So CNN used it’s substantial assets to locate a reasonably innocuous (and clever) internet troll that just happened to juxtapose CNN’s logo in place of the head of WWE CEO Vince McMahon, who in turn, just happened to get clotheslined by none other than Donald J. Trump. A perfect takedown. A video turned viral. Up against the wall, troll! Recant! Repent! And promise never to poke fun at FakeNews CNN ever, ever again. Or ELSE. SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…
CNN is not publishing “HanA**holeSolo’s” name because he is a private citizen who has issued an extensive statement of apology, showed his remorse by saying he has taken down all his offending posts, and because he said he is not going to repeat this ugly behavior on social media again. In addition, he said his statement could serve as an example to others not to do the same.
CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change.
But, you ask, what does Mr.”Do as I say, Not as I do” Zucker do when confronted with FakeNews CNN’s own issues? Well, #Snowflakes, he beats feet and runs when confronted with questions about FakeNews CNN’s own hypocrisy and lack of credibility. Watch him run from Project Veritas. See Jeff run. Jeff is a Dick, isn’t he Jane?
Chris “I didn’t get any sun” Christie has set the gold standard for chutzpah in political spin during a crisis – brazenly trying to ‘splain away his little beach trip. He has birthed a ‘whale’ of meme in the process that is guaranteed to be his own personal Jonah for the rest of his (possibly short) political career. Here’s the happy family beach scene that started it all. The Christie’s and company were probably the only lonesome family on the Jersey Shore that day, State budget cuts and all.
Notice how Chris is always tucking it in
Do you think they saw us?
And here’s the memeonic aftermath of that humongously flawed decision. It’s called “Optics 101” Chris. You don’t push Grannie in the ditch and then get your picture taken laughing about it and giving her an extra little kick.
BeachGate – BridgeGate Edition
BeachGate – Star Wars Edition
BeachGate – Planet of the Apes Edition
BeachGate – From Here to Eternity Edition
Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Jersey Shore Crew Edition
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