We haven’t picked on you for a couple of weeks Chris, but that doesn’t mean you’ve been forgotten.
#CallMe
FakeNews CNN – Can’t Fix Stupid
If you haven’t deprogrammed FakeNews CNN from your remote yet, at least Duck Tape the speakers.
Hillary Clinton – “Trump Made My Skin Crawl”
Does anyone see the irony here? My guess is that Hillary’s comments are such low hanging fruit for the meme-makers, she’ll be in revise and reprint mode before the week is out. I can’t wait for the interview question, “If Donald made your skin crawl, tell us how Bill made your skin feel?”
From NBC News, “Hillary Clinton Says ‘My Skin Crawled’ During Debate With Trump“.
In the first excerpts from Hillary Clinton’s highly anticipated upcoming memoir, the former Democratic presidential candidate said her “skin crawled” during a debate with Donald Trump.
“My skin crawled,” Clinton said. “It was one of those moments where you wish you could hit pause and ask everyone watching ‘well, what would you do?'”
Just two days prior, Clinton said, “the world heard [Trump] brag about groping women.”
Norks – Kim Gets a New Look
Meet the ‘Dear Leaders’ new persona – Kim Jong-Kar. After his big reveal, Kim was heard asking some of his staff, “You don’t think my boobs and butt are too big do you? And do be careful how you answer, boys.” Crickets….
Awww!! – Took The Midnight Train
“Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere
Just a city boy
Born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere”
This little heartbreaker found here.
Journey – “Don’t Stop Believin'”
Zuckerberg President? 2020?
Maybe not so much, Zuck? That’s a yuk, Zuck? No clucking way, Zuck?
Donald Trump Announces His Post-Presidential Plans
Mr. Trump announced that since he’s been such a ‘yuuugely‘ successful President, that after he retires from office, he might consider doing the same for the English Monarchy. He’s was heard saying, “At least I’d be close to some of my great Golf Properties so I wouldn’t have to stay at that Buckingham Palace dump.”
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