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Democrats Shithole Fever – Day 7

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We could have the makings of another “Nightline” style late night news program.  Instead of chronicling the fate of the US Embassy hostages in Iran, we’ll be able to have a nightly rehash of what “Shithole” country Trump has offended today.  Perhaps the name could be “Nightsquats” or “Nightsoil”?  Just wondering….

Jeff “The Snake” Flake’s Big Speech is a Job Interview

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It’s obvious Senator Snake is looking for a ‘Political Pundit’ position on CNN or MSNBC or whatever other liberal, anti-Trump network that might need a purported “Republican” for purported “Balance”.  Give us a FakeNews lecture Senator Snake?  I don’t think so.  By the way, Senator, you really are a sad sack.

Senator Tom Cotton Holds The Line On DACA Deal

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Thanks Senator, Cotton. It’s too bad Senators Gramnesty, Snake, and Pot Grower decided to throw in the towel and be “Little Dicky” Durbin’s boy toys.

Senators Gramnesty and McCain relaxing in the Senate Cloakroom

Lindsey.  Why don’t you put on your big boy pants (those legs are really hideous) and help Senator Cotton get a ‘real deal’ for America.

“Little Dicky Durbin” – Democratic Demagogue

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Mr. President. Do you think “Little Dicky Durbin” might be more appropriate?

The Wreck of the USS Willard “Mittens” Romney

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Mr. Sanctimonious and failed Presidential candidate Willard “Mittens” Romney took to the Twitter waves today to proudly proclaim his moral superiority to plain speaking Donald Trump.

 

We say, “Mitt. Put a sock in it” Read the EVOLVING ROLE OF THE MASTER MARINER – LEGAL ASPECTS OF CAPTANCY and draw the parallel to the Captaincy of the USS USA. Do that, and Donald Trump might just make a Junior Mate out of you yet.

Obama Called Libya a “Shit-Show” and the MSM Yawned

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Jeff Goldberg’s article “The Obama Doctrine“, in the April 2016 edition of The Atlantic magazine states that Barack Obama called the state of Libya a “Shit-show”.  No big deal, right?  And it was no big deal

Senator Dick “Shit-Weasel” Durbin

because you didn’t have a ‘shit weasel’ like Senator Dick Durbin trying to score political points and sabotage the negotiations for DACA reform. Durbin proves, again, why you can never trust a Democrat to negotiate in good faith or to adhere to the terms agreed.  Nothing should ever be done without the equivalent of a “Contractors Holdback”.  So here’s what Goldberg wrote, quoting Obama,

“So we actually executed this plan as well as I could have expected: We got a UN mandate, we built a coalition, it cost us $1 billion—which, when it comes to military operations, is very cheap. We averted large-scale civilian casualties, we prevented what almost surely would have been a prolonged and bloody civil conflict. And despite all that, Libya is a mess.”

Mess is the president’s diplomatic term; privately, he calls Libya a “shit show,” in part because it’s subsequently become an isis haven—one that he has already targeted with air strikes. It became a shit show, Obama believes, for reasons that had less to do with American incompetence than with the passivity of America’s allies and with the obdurate power of tribalism.

Lindsay Graham’s No Friend of Mine, But, Really, Chelsea??

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No class, low class Chelsea Handler strikes another ‘blow’ for Social Justice. One tweet and she pee’s on the last 20 years of advancements made by the gay community. No Class, Low class and Nasty. Typical Hollywood liberal. Open wide, Chelsea, and tell us what you think.

Speaking of No Class, Low Class and Nasty, here’s Chelsea taking her “Golden Shower” for the cause of Liberal enlightenment.