Obama Auditions for Role on “Girls” TV Show

Barack H. Obama, channeling feminist icon, Lena Dunham, sent her this photo in the hopes of landing a role on “Girls”.  As the soon to be ex-president was stuffing the photo into the envelope he was heard saying, “a girls gotta do what a girls gotta due to get by”.

Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated

Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing.  And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov.  Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.