Introducing our newest Today’s Bacon mascot. Just like Dos Equis ditched it’s old guy, even if he was “the most interesting” so must we.
Chiraq – New Year’s Cemetary Field Trips
That Graceland Cemetery and Arboretum Tour last week was exciting. The folks at HeyJackass.com recommend it as your final stop in absorbing Chicago culture.
Free, self-guided theme tours through Graceland Cemetery can focus on Chicago’s great architects and their influence, the city’s turbulent history, its powerful and inventive citizens, or the Cemetery’s natural beauty. A road map is available at the Graceland office, near the historic entrance.
2016 Chiraq Murder Statistics from HeyJackass.com.
Obama ‘Whiteboards’ Russian Hacking Evidence
Taking the lead from Karl Rove and his use of ‘whiteboards‘, the President whips out a whiteboard of his own to prove the Russian hacking connection.
Vlad ‘The Influencer’ Putin – On Immigration
The Democratic meltdown over “Russian Hacking” has given Vladimir Putin near super-human powers of influence in the US political system. I’d expect him to be offered the ‘cold open‘ for Saturday Night Live or a least a guest host slot on TBS’s Conan soon. As a matter of fact, we’ve set up his own “Vlad – The Influencer” category to keep track of all things Putin.
A New Pajama Boy And a New Sheriff in Town
Rumor has it that Ethan Krupp is worried that he’ll be out of work once Barry Obama is out of office. The soon to be ex-Pajama Boy realizes that even he isn’t as big of a pussy as the soon to be ex-president.
From Russia, With Love, Дональд (Donal’d)
Donald Trump as 007 – who would have thought? Melania, however, as киска Галор (kiska Galor), that might work.
And Speaking of Herding Cats…
Here’s some advice for VP Joe Biden from some professional cat herders.
Paul Ryan Cracks Up At Final Dem Stupidity
Watch Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan burst out laughing as VP Joe Biden tries to herd his ‘pack of Democratic cats‘ as he receives the final Donald Trump Presidential electoral certifications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8ozv6nGJU
Hillary Finally Won Something
The Worst of the Worst Awards for 2016.
