Chris Christie’s BeachGate – No Beach For You This Weekend, Governor

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Just in case the Governor is planning another little outing this weekend – a few cautionary memes.  We’re watching you Governor Chris ‘Effing Christie, Beach Hog in Chief.

FakeNews CNN Celebrates Slide to #13 In Cable Ratings

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From the Daily Caller we learn that “CNN Slides To #13 In Cable Rankings“.  Here we see the staff party celebrating FakeNews CNN’s victory over the Food Network and the Hallmark Channel.

CNN has fallen to #13 in cable TV rankings, according to weekly numbers posted on Thursday by TV Newser.

The ratings slide comes as the network has come under heavy scrutiny for a variety of journalistic missteps, including the retraction of an article alleging that a Trump associate had illicit Russian business ties.

Here’s the ‘Real’ news about FakeNews CNN’s now lowly position in the world of cable tv. How far we have fallen since Bagdad Bob, eh, Wolf?

Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

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Chris Christie’s BeachGate – Yalta Edition

 

Here’s Chris Christie’s BeachGate Hump Day bonus.

Daily Darwin – Toasted Nuts Special

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Darwin scratches his head and wonders how this whole vaping thing exploded (heh) onto the scene.  He points out that ‘fruity flavors’ and aromas only go so far because the minute the vapee smells that “Toasted Nuts and Curly Hairs” Special emanated from his onliest drawers he’s gonna be so done with the vapors.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Here’s your Lynyrd Skynyrd bonus – “That Smell”