Rover’s got himself stuck in a Ovis Aries quagmire, for sure. Could that be called “stuck between a rock and hind place?” Bada Boom!
Here’s the Bada Boom! in case you didn’t open it. A triple facepalm by the Three Stooges is just too good to waste.
The Graham-Cassidy Bill – Stick a Fork In It
CNN reports, “The Republican zombie repeal and replace effort just died. Again.”
Maine Sen. Susan Collins’ announcement that she will not vote for her party’s last-ditch attempt to repeal and replace Obamacare effectively dooms Republican hopes of abolishing a law they spent eight years campaigning against.
A New Look at Salvador Dali
Yep. He’s still really, really strange.
The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan
Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent. It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game. RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music. And “that’s the way it is“.
More Liberal ‘Bricks In The Wall’
Good job ‘Lefties’. The Mercury News reports, “UC Berkeley’s ‘Free Speech Week’ officially canceled.”
A conservative UC Berkeley student group that had been working with right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos to host a “Free Speech Week” on campus officially called off the four-day program on Saturday.
But the former columnist for the “alt-right” Breitbart News doubled down on his promise to go through with the event, leaving university and law enforcement officials wading into an unpredictable, potentially violent showdown on Sunday.
Some obligatory angst from Pink Floyd – “Another Brick In The Wall”
Another Kim Jong-RocketMan Parody
https://youtu.be/yO-bsU5RzDM
Zucchini Bob and His Dog ‘Cat’ Pose After Successful Opening Day
Zucchini Bob said, “I couldn’t have done this without my dog, ‘Cat’.” Bob went on to say, “There’s no such thing as “catch and release” when ‘Cat’s’ around, although he does toy with them a bit before he bags ’em.”
Your Uber Driver Is ‘Barking’ That Your Pickup Is Ready
Is that the new “headless” Uber ride?
OrPriority Emergency Domestic Advice For Men
When your significant other issues the GTFOH!! proclamation your first move should be to grab the beer by the refrigerator.
The Execs – “GTFOH (Get The Fuck Outta Here)”
Kid Ventriloquist Wins “America’s Got Talent” – With A Little Help From Her Friends
12-year old ventriloquist sensation, Darci Lynne, didn’t need Joe Cocker, or the Beatles, to win this year’s America’s Got Talent. She just needed a couple of friends, Oscar and Petunia singing a duet of Joe’s rendition of “With A Little Help From My Friends”.
https://youtu.be/8ropWor8aAM