Hurricane Irma – “Chicken Run” Evacuation Burritos

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After images of  “Chickens wrapped up like burritos during Florida evacuation” went viral, you can be assured that every Roach Coach and Taco Stand in the country is going to have a newspaper wrapped ‘Hurricane Irma Chicken Burrito’ on the menu.

#SJW’s – Spoliating Scatological Statues

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First the SJW’s came for General Robert E. Lee and then just plain Robert Lee. Then they came for Christopher Columbus and George Washington and Thomas Jefferson.  Next they’ll be coming for the scatologically incorrect “Unknown Poop Boy” for somehow culturally appropriating ‘indigenous peoples’ methods of, how shall we politely say, doing what a bear does in the woods.

When will it ever end?

 

Taco Bell Employees Win ‘Taking Out the Trash’ Award

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CBS Pittsburg reports, “Police: Taco Bell Employees Fatally Shoot Armed Robber“.  Who says you “don’t bring a burrito to a gunfight?”

Police say three employees of a Cleveland Taco Bell opened fire on two armed robbers, killing one.

Police have said two masked robbers entered the restaurant early Wednesday and ordered three employees to lie on the floor. Police say three other employees pulled out handguns and opened fire, shooting one of the suspects six times. The other suspect ran off.

Investigators say ‘the armed robber’ Jackson was found with a loaded gun in his hand. He was taken to a hospital and pronounced dead.

***Hmmmm? Half of the Taco Bell crew was armed? Hmmmm? Just sayin’.