Dances With Crows’ Observations On The Brett Kavanaugh Hearings

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“I say bury my heart in Washington, D.C.  My eyes are leaking tears as I listen to Democrats speaking with forked tongues while lying down with dogs. They are flea-bitten, scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, carrion-breath shit-weasels.  And they will be known forever by the loathsome tracks they leave.” — Dances With Crows 10.26.2018

Creepy Porn Lawyer, Michael Avenatti’s Newest Client

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Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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#FreeJamesWoods

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#JailMichaelMoore In The Twitterham Community Detention Facility

Does anyone see the irony of @Jack and his Twitter Gestapo pulling the plug on @RealJamesWoods for a /sarc ‘n /snarky meme that’s obviously a joke and Michael Moore (@MMFlint) tweeting “Vote Because The GOP Doesn’t Care If You Are Raped” delivered as seriously as a heart attack by Twitter?

Here’s Michael Moores Tweet, Jack. Do you think you oughta do something about it?

Jeb Bush, Incorrigible Immigration Apologist

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Breitbart reports on a Jeb Bush interview with National Review Editor Nordlinger.  Jeb still doesn’t understand.  Jeb will never understand.

“Our party is advocating restricting legal immigration as well. And I think that’s foolhardy beyond belief. There’s a way to reform the legal immigration system that would be a catalyst for sustained economic growth and we need it because our demography is going the wrong way. [Emphasis added]”