Et Tu Joey?

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I can’t wait to see what Kamala, Elizabeth, or Kirsten have to say about poor old Gropin’ Joe Biden should he have the temerity to run against the #MeToo’s in 2020.  If you thought the Kavanaugh hearing was ugly, just try getting between a Democrat woman and the chance to be the first female President of the United States. Sorry Hillary. I didn’t mean to leave you out of the pack. Third times the charm, right?

Welcome to Indigenous City, Ohio**

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As reported by NPR, “Columbus, Ohio, Is Not Observing Columbus Day This Year.”

Columbus, Ohio, is open for business on Columbus Day, as the city is not observing the day that honors its controversial namesake. The move will let it do more to observe Veterans Day, the city says.

Ohio’s capital city announced the move late last week, issuing a short news release to note that its offices are open on Monday, and that trash collection and parking laws will be handled as usual.

**Except for White Europeans. You go back to where you came from.

Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

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ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.”

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.

WTF – Peeing Like A Race Horse

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Do you think that the signage on this Portable Honey Bucket

looks anything like this?

You do have to admit that the “Just Wash Your Hands” part could pose a challenge…. And as for proper seat placement protocol (Up, Down, Whatever)?  Beyond my paygrade.