The play on words pun, “backasswards Butt look” was not so bad. The look itself….not so much.
Emergency Eye Bleach Station
Thanks (I think?) Anon in MT
‘Midterm Bomber’ Early Bomb Prototypes
Now that the ‘Midterm Bomber’ has been caught (frankly because he was an idiot and because the FBI is AWESOME in catching idiots), and no one has been injured, we can reveal some of the early prototypes that our ‘intrepid’ bomber tried.
Hello Google. Plan My Halloween Party, If You Please
Police Dog Training Gone Awry
Try explaining this one to the Worker’s Comp Court Judge. Or better yet, your wife.
Mexican Word Of The Day – Twofer Bonus
Your First bonus word – Nacho
And your Second bonus word – Nada
**Special Thanks to both Hillary “Nacho President” Clinton and Elizabeth “Nada Indian” Warren for helping to illustrate today’s words.
Hillary Took DNA Test
Not to be outdone by potential 2020 Presidential political rival Elizabeth “1024th Pocahontas” Warren’s DNA test, Hillary Clinton had her own DNA tested, too. She doesn’t plan on releasing the full results until after the Mid-terms, but teased that now she understands why she loves warm rocks and sunshine so much.
John Kasich – Failed Lifeboat Captain
John “The Pancake-eater” Kasich has been making the ‘Holier than thou’ rounds advocating that, if we just had a soul, we’d solve humanities suffering….just look at the wretches, he says. At what point, Gov. John, are our souls saved, 10,000 migrants? 100,000? 1,000,000, 10,000,000? Or 100,000,000? And when we’ve destroyed this country and finally say enough, what happens to our souls then? Go back to your pancakes (but work on your table manners), and keep your hands and your blind ambition (Kasich 2020) off this country.
Well Gov. John, by the grace of God you're not the Captain of this life raft called the United States. Had you been, by now we would be stuck with the choice of starving, dying by thirst, or drowning in a sea of sharks after you allowed the lifeboat to be swamped.
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) October 26, 2018
Chelsea Handler – Philosopher and Shower Queen
https://youtu.be/qxfwahGSwmE
Chelsea Handler=white female wannabe-usedtobe comedienne. Hates men, doesn't care about history or the Constitution. Embraces victimhood for all-lifts no one up. Would destroy country out of spite. Oh, and is a racist both in deed and by low expectations. Did I say Hates Men?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) October 25, 2018
But, I guess, Golden Showers are OK?