MOFA – “Make Orwell Fiction Again”
The current conspiracy theory overheard on overnight talk radio, perhaps on Coast to Coast AM, or possibly, Midnight in the Desert, is that George Orwell was a time traveler from the future, who was stranded here, and then wrote 1984 as a desperate attempt to save us from our selves and consequently save his ‘future’ self from having to make this trip in the first place and, thus, getting marooned here in this seedy version of “tempus contemporary” . Complicated? Maybe. But there are no paradoxes on overnight talk radio.
You Can Call Me ‘Beto’
But you don’t ‘hasta’ call me Robert, or Francis, or Robert Francis….
Ray J. Johnson – “You can call me Ray”
**’Beto’ found here.
Wax My Ass and Ice My Balls – The Inspiration For Beto’s Cow Poem
Wax My Ass: a Poem by Robert Francis “Beto” O’Rourke
Hey, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! You Forgot The Rest of Your Socialist Retreaded Canards
Even a retreaded tire is more useful than a retreaded canard.
Some other 1950’s and 1960’s Socialist Paradise retreads.
It’s a Happy Harley Hump Day
And it’s the first day of Spring 2019!!
StreetArt – Sabo ‘Catches’ a Buzzed Bolting Beto
In this story, Breitbart ‘catches up’ with Robert Francis O’Rourke’s propensity to flee the scene as it reports, “Street Artist Sabo Lampoons Beto O’Rourke For Drunk Driving Arrest.”
Conservative street artist Sabo poked fun at his latest target, Democratic 2020 hopeful Beto O’Rourke, by using a billboard to roast the Texas Democrat for his drunk driving arrest.
I’m waiting with bated breath for Sabo’s next big effort…., a “wax on, wax off” parody of the Beto’s poetry, perhaps?
Murica – Tractor Pull Gone Wrong
There’s a whole lot of “Redneck Engineering” going on at the National Tractor Pulling Championships. Damn!! This is almost as much fun as a massive NASCAR Daytona 500 21 car pileup.
The view from up close and personal.
