So Democrats Will Pledge Allegiance….?

Just not the the “Flag of the United States of America…”

Here’s a reminder of the real Pledge of Allegiance for those Democrats who have forgotten.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

Alfred E. Neuman – The Early Years – update

Alfred E. Neuman’s formerly closeted brother from another mother, Pete, is running for President of the United States.  And Alfred’s endorsement of his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) is…?  Drumroll, please.  “What? Me Worry?”

Alfred and his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Mayor Pete Buttigieg

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Daily Darwin – It’s Never Too Early To Plan Your Fourth Of July Show

Darwin notes that proper show planning usually excludes the part where one’s ‘ownliest’ genomes are bathed in fiery, sparking reactive metals (aluminum or magnesium) causing a burst of very bright light and intense heat – sometimes at temperatures over 5000° F!

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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AOC Parody – Household Appliance Freak Out

The New York Post writes, “Ocasio-Cortez: Garbage disposals were never really a thing in NYC.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addressed the attention surrounding her first garbage disposal experience on Tuesday by claiming that the kitchen appliances “never really became a thing” in the city.

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Ocasio-Cortez, 29, posted an Instagram story on Monday that chronicled the first time she used the device in her new Washington D.C. pad.

“This DC apartment is bougie and has things I’ve never seen before. Like what is a garbage disposal really for,” Ocasio-Cortez wrote in the caption.

“Is this what social mobility is? Using kitchen appliances you never saw growing up?”

The parody. “Bougie” or ghetto, you decide.

FakeNews CNN Goes ‘Into the Breach’ Of Climate Change

Breitbart reports that FakeNews CNN’s  “Move to Hudson Yards Proves CNN Knows Global Warming’s a Hoax.

If CNN believes Global Warming is a real and an imminent threat, why did the far-left network agree to move much of its broadcasting operations to a location … right on the water?

Outside of the basement-rated outlet axing more than a hundred jobs on Monday, the big media news this week is CNN’s move to Hudson Yards, which sits right on the coast, right on the Hudson River.

In other words,  CNN has moved to the water’s edge of Manhattan, the very same Manhattan that will be underwater as soon as 2015.

Oops, sorry, that was an old scientific prediction. Obviously, 2015 has passed without Manhattan flooding.

But Manhattan will be underwater as soon as 2018, which can only mean that–

Oh. Sorry again, that was another prediction our global warming scientific experts got wrong. But soon, very soon Manhattan will be underwater because the scientists CNN takes very, very seriously say so.

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