Witnesses, Mitt?

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Is Mitt Romney gonna sell you and his party out and vote with the Democrats for Impeachment Witnesses?  If he does, that will prove two things – 1) He’s a two-faced cunt with a good  haircut and a red tie, and 2) He really is a member of an apocalyptic ‘End Times’ cult trying to start the ‘Rapture”.

From the Hill, “McConnell, Romney vie for influence over Trump’s trial.”

Romney doesn’t have the immediate pressure of re-election, and has told allies that he’s more interested in the role of elder statesman than climbing the Senate’s power ladder.

The Utah Republican made it clear he thought the Senate should hear from former national security adviser John Bolton and possibly other witnesses in the trial. McConnell is decidedly against hearing from new witnesses.

Rule Zv – Why Settle For A Corona When You Could Have An Ebola?

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Party your way through the coming Zombie Apocalypse no matter which virus comes your way…

Rule Zv – If  there a 50 Million people under Military quarantine in China, and the Authorities are doing the Alfred E. Neuman “What, Me Worry” routine on you, then you had better start worrying.

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Frozen iguanas to start falling from trees in Florida

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The New York Post gives us one more reason to despise ‘Effing Lawyers

Don’t look up, Florida.

The National Weather Service (NWS) is warning citizens of South Florida to take cover as they forecast showers of frozen iguanas on Wednesday amid unusually low temperatures in the 30s and 40s around the region.

Apparently, iguanas are known to literally freeze in-state as temperatures reach around 40 degrees Fahrenheit. When this happens, they’re prone to slipping-off tree branches where they often reside.