Botas de ‘Distanciamiento Social’ con dedos puntiagudos mexicanos…

Dead or alive? North Korean leader Kim Jong Un captivates the world amid a pandemic. No one knows for sure whether or not “Little Rocketman” has assumed room temperature, but until we do, we can keep speculating… and we can keep updating.
We were watching Tim Allen’s “Home Improvement” on Netflix and we said to ourselves, “Selves, wouldn’t it be nice if ol’ Wilson could have a brewsky with Tim and boy-howdy if we didn’t come up with this….”
Kimchi, as everyone knows, is an extremely hot Korean fermented cabbage. It is something you do not want to find yourself in. The deeper it is buried in the pottery in the ground while fermenting, the hotter it is. To find one’s self in deep Kimchi is to find one’s self in deep shit.
Breitbart–Toilet paper was the first product to disappear from retailers’ shelves at the start of the
coronavirus outbreak in the United States, but the nation’s meat and poultry producers warn the strain on the supply chain could result in shortages and cost increases.
“The food supply chain is breaking,” John Tyson, chairman of Tyson Foods Inc., the largest U.S. meat producer, wrote in a blog posted on the company’s website:
This means one thing – the food supply chain is vulnerable. As pork, beef and chicken plants are being forced to close, even for short periods of time, millions of pounds of meat will disappear from the supply chain.
**/sarc ‘n /snark