Hostess Found The ‘Perfect’ Woke Campaign Advertising Tie-in

Should Joe and Kamala actually win this November, Hostess promises to proudly rename Ding Dongs to “Joe Joes” in honor of the new president.  However, a company official who requests to remain anonymous, says that try as they might, every focus group said that “Ho Hos” was still the perfect name for Kamala’s salutary confection.

Chris Wallace Comes Out Of The Closet Moderating First Presidential Debate

Trump to Chris Wallace: ‘I guess I’m debating you’

AlphaNews–It didn’t take long for President Donald Trump to express his displeasure with debate moderator Chris Wallace Tuesday night.

“I’m the moderator of this debate, and I would like you to let me ask my question, and then you can answer,” Wallace said about 15 minutes into the debate.

“First of all, I guess I’m debating you, not him,” Trump replied. “But that’s okay. I’m not surprised.”

You smell marvelous, Chrissy.”

Don’t worry, Joe. The answer is…

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