If you thought Democratic ‘Common Core’ Math was bad…
Wrong In So Many Ways
Krispy Kreme PPE
Krispy Kreme Personal Protective Equipment (PPE) Available In Glazed, Chocolate, or Cinnamon.
Don’t You Hate Watching Someone Chew With Their Mouth Open?
Eeewww!!
The ‘Gum-chewer’ here rivals the grossness of Doctor Pimple Popper’s grossest episode. Again. Eeewww!!
‘Burp Baby’ Prototype Machine
This may be one ‘chore’ that you choose not to outsource to iRobot, Amazon, Elon Musk, or the Useless Duck Company.
https://youtu.be/AwdSX8-WpCI
Classic Ford Pinto Flambé
And you thought it was just the paint job.
The HazMat Placard on the trunk lid is a nice touch…
The Infamous Fireball! Crash Testing A Ford Pinto
The ‘Avocado Loophole’ In The USMCA Trade Agreement
These Probably Weren’t The Avocados Recognized By The Trade Agreement…
Governor Cuomo’s Presser Provides ‘Information’ On More Than Just Coronavirus
Actually, Governor, that was way more information than we ever needed to know. Before trying that polo-no T-shirt thing again, either use some duct tape (ouch) or order yourself some Nippies from Amazon. You’re actually quite competitive with Janet Jackson’s infamous Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction“. But…. then again??!!
