Nuthin’ Like a Bunker To Hunker Down In During The Coronavirus Apocalypse
TEOTWAWKI
Oregon Snowflakes Call 911 To Deliver Toilet Paper
Oregon Police Are Begging People to Stop Calling 911 If They Run Out of Toilet Paper
Darwin is truly hard at work during this “Great Coronavirus Hunkerdown”.
The Gateway Pundit – It’s hard to believe that we
even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance,” Newport Oregon Police said in a Facebook post.
The police had some fun and offered residents alternatives to toilet paper if they were to run out.“In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue,” the police said.
“Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water. We are a coastal town. We have an abundance of salt water available. Sea shells were also used.”
Doomsday Seed Vault Releases Some Seeds For Coronavirus Pandemic
Buried inside a mountain in Norway’s Svalbard archipelago, the Global Seed Vault — often referred to as the doomsday seed vault — stores back-up seeds for every one of humanity’s food crops and essentials. Heh.
Signs Of The Coming Apocalypse?
The Chinese Coronavirus is here, but will it be Epic, or not so much…? Stay tuned.
Wait a minute!! Apocalypse, not Alpacalypse…
New Coronavirus Handwashing Protocol Released
The CDC notes that this new approach to explaining proper ‘Handwashing Procedures’ is their most effective effort yet. The Director remarked, “Everyone knows how hard it is to remove the ‘liberal’ from a Democrat, so it was just natural to extend that to the effort needed to root out the Chinese Coronavirus.”
Regional Coronavirus Warnings – Texas
Y’all Wash Your Hands, Y’hear.
The Heartbreak Of Jalapeno Hands
https://youtu.be/uhkV2V7YKe0
The Age of Coronavirus – Measuring Wealth
Sunshine, Hand Sanitizer and Toilet Paper Could Be The Cure For Coronavirus
Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In
When the moon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
Age of Aquarius
Aquarius
Aquarius
Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions…
The 5th Dimension – “Aquarius / Let the Sunshine In”
Sanitizer Man – ‘Novels’ Coronavirus Super Hero
Holy Flaming Bagpipes, Batman!!
Novel Coronavirus
Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.
Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people. Detailed investigations found that SARS-CoV was transmitted from civet cats to humans and MERS-CoV from dromedary camels to humans. Several known coronaviruses are circulating in animals that have not yet infected humans.
Doctors Experiment With New Corona Containment Protocol
Refrigerated Isolation Ward Shows Progress
Breaking News… John Travolta Hospitalized
John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever. They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Corolla Virus Discovered In Chicago
Washing your car is one of the most important steps of maintaining your vehicle’s health. However, it’s important to take the proper measures.
Wash the salt and debris off of your car every 10 days or less to minimize the effects of salt damage. Don’t forget the underside of your car!
Be sure that your vehicle is dry by the time the freezing nighttime temperatures approach. Consider washing your car earlier in the day when temperatures are above 40 degrees to be safe.
After washing, prevent locks from freezing by opening and closing the doors and trunk several times.
Remember. If you take these precautions you may be able to avoid the Corolla Virus and help prevent the spread of it in your community.
/sarc ‘n /snark