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Newsom’s A Real Ball Buster

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“Hizzgovnah’s” ownliest own balls being the prime example

Internet goes nuts over Gavin Newsom’s odd ‘testicle-crushing’ sitting pose

New York Post–The internet had a ball Thursday mocking California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s weirdly tense “testicle-crushing” style of cross-legged sitting at a speaking engagement.

The 58-year-old pol was discussing National Guard policies at the New York Times Dealbook Summit when he struck a pose that made him the butt of a joke on social media.

“I have never seen a man crush his testicles harder than this dude,” @BoredElonMusk
tweeted, along with footage of the discussion Wednesday.

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Alas Poor Penny, I Knew Ye Well

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The last-ever penny was minted today in Philadelphia

CNN Business–The American penny passed away today after a prolonged illness. It was 238 years old.

The last penny was minted Wednesday afternoon at the US Mint in Philadelphia, overseen by US Treasurer Brandon Beach. President Donald Trump announced via social media in February that he instructed the Mint to stop making the once-popular coin, citing the cost of production.

The penny costs nearly four cents to mint, more than the coin’s worth. Once valuable enough to buy “penny candy” like gumballs and feed parking meters or toll booths, today the penny lives mostly in coin jars, junk drawers or “leave a penny/take a penny” trays.