Certified 100% ‘Dolphin Free’, or they would be called “Flipper-Flops“.
WTF
The ‘New’ Vitamin C
Forget that ‘old’ runny nose and sniffles Vitamin C, give the ‘new’ help me make in through the day Vitamin C.
**For a limited time you can get your ‘new’ Vitamin C compounded with pumpkin spice.
The Tragic Story Behind Your ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Latte Revealed
It’s too late for these poor pumpkins, but with your help others could be saved. Join the #DrinkAnythingButPumpkinSpice movement today.
Mr. Roboto, Can You Spare a Dime?
Styx – “Mr. Roboto”
Starbucks Commandeers Seattle Domestic Water Supply
Seattle’s third mayor this week is nowhere to be found. Starbucks chairman, Howard Schultz, was overheard saying that, “If Seattle goes another week without a ‘real’ mayor, we’ll have Puget Sound totally converted to Pumpkin Spice and the salmon will just have to suck it up and deal…”
**FakeNewsAlert**
Pinapple Harvest
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