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Gun Control Starbucks Style

October 5, 2017 by rainman

Today marks the start of both ‘Gun Control Season’ and ‘Pumpkin Spice Season’.

‘Double-Dog Dare’ You To Grab a Window Seat

October 5, 2017 by rainman

Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.

Which Clown – Door One? Or Door Two?

October 4, 2017 by rainman

The doors revealed…. Wait! Nobody mentioned Door Three. Try clicking it. You know you want to know.

“Scary Movie” Doppleganger

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 by rainman

Imagine yourself on a winding two lane road, fogbound, 25 miles from nowhere and the ‘low tire pressure warning’ sounding for 2 tires, and, of course, you only have one donut spare that’s low on air. And if that’s not enough, your gas gauge is warning in it’s best ‘see, I told you so’ Google voice saying, “you have 2.2 miles until empty, dummy. You should have filled up at the 7-Eleven where you bought the bad burritos.” And speaking of bad burritos, the cramps are coming so fast and hard that you know it’s time to make for the bushes and hope there’s no poison ivy. When… up ahead you spot…?? Tail lights…?? Wazat…?? OMG!! I’m in my own “Scary Movie!!”

Scary Movie 1 – Official Trailer

Yoda, The Early Years (02)

October 2, 2017 by rainman

It’s obvious that Yoda had still yet to master “The Force” when this High School Yearbook photo was taken. About his sweater, “Criticize you will my Mother’s knitting, but warm I am, so complain I will not.”