A Tale Of Two Bunkers
WTF
It’s The End Of The World
And We All Live In A Self Quarantine…
R.E.M. – It’s The End Of The World (Official Video)
Classic Ford Pinto Flambé
And you thought it was just the paint job.
The HazMat Placard on the trunk lid is a nice touch…
The Infamous Fireball! Crash Testing A Ford Pinto
New Hand Sanitizer Still In Stock
**/sarc ‘n /snark
It’s Not The Coronavirus Knocking At Your Door
Mormon Church Switches To Missionary Robots – Kicks Bicycles To Curb
The Babylon Bee–As more organizations and religions try to navigate the coronavirus outbreak, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has unveiled its new army of missionary robots. The robots will go
from door to door spreading Mormon beliefs.
“GREETINGS, HUMAN. DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?” the robots say when you open the door. “NON-BELIEVER DETECTED. DEPLOYING CONVERSION PROTOCOL.”
One man confronted with one of the early models of the LDSBOT9000 attempted to change the subject to the weather: “Yeah, nice day we’re having, isn’t it?” he said nervously.
Styx – Mr. Roboto (Official Video)
**Found here.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Down To The Last Of My Coronavirus Emergency Lockdown Supplies
Let’s face it. With this on the menu, I’m gonna have to mask and glove up, grab the sanitizer spray, and head to the Walmart for a restock. Even the kitty won’t touch ’em…
Found here.