Beto “Plain Vanilla” O’Rourke. You could, but why would you?
WTF
ScienceDiet – You Could, But Why Would You?
Meanwhil In Canada – Turning Over A New Leaf, Eh?
Looks like the old Maple Leaf got kicked to the curb with Granny’s Chesterfield. True. Eh? We should grab a Two-four and a couple of Mickeys and Wake some Irish. Eh? Eh.
She’s An Anteater
She only come out at night, the lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
[Verse 2]
I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do
She’s deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
Gives New Meaning to “Short Bus”
We didn’t have great buses like this to get to stool when I was a kid. We had to walk barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways, to get stooled.
Thanks Anon in MT
Meanwhile In Canada – For Want Of A Nail, Eh?
Speaking allegorically about Canada’s War on Drugs – “For Want of a Nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.” Now don’t bogart that joint, my friend….
Lollipop Land Welcome Agent
He’s on his way to work as an “Official Lollipop Land Munchkin Welcome Agent”. The ‘crocs‘ are just for traveling to the jobsite – he’ll be donning his Official Munchkin-approved Footwear before beginning his greeter duties.
“The Wizard of Oz” – A Munchkin Welcome
https://youtu.be/6KSiyaqnZYs
Don’t Mess With The Girl
Told you.
Not Your Daddy’s Carnival Ride
Or he could have just maxed out his “FakeNews CNN Tolerance Threshold” and decide to bail out from the Daily 24 Hour News Cycle.
F-15 Ejection at Supersonic Speed

















