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Area 51 – New Extraterrestrial Lifeform Discovered

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Taking it’s place alongside the “Greys”, the “Little Green Men”, and the “Reptiloids”, is the newly discovered eyeless “Purple Puffinoid.” The Puffinoid is thought to be a distant cousin of the “One-eyed, One-horned, Flyin’ Purple People Eater”.

Sheb Wooley — The Purple People Eater Original Version

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