Refrigerated Isolation Ward Shows Progress
WTF
Breaking News… John Travolta Hospitalized
John Travolta was hospitalized Saturday for a suspected COVID-19 infection, but doctors now confirm now that it was only a Saturday Night Fever. They are assuring all of Mr. Travolta’s fan that he will be Staying Alive for the foreseeable future.
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive (Saturday Night Fever)
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Corolla Virus Discovered In Chicago
Washing your car is one of the most important steps of maintaining your vehicle’s health. However, it’s important to take the proper measures.
Wash the salt and debris off of your car every 10 days or less to minimize the effects of salt damage. Don’t forget the underside of your car!
Be sure that your vehicle is dry by the time the freezing nighttime temperatures approach. Consider washing your car earlier in the day when temperatures are above 40 degrees to be safe.
After washing, prevent locks from freezing by opening and closing the doors and trunk several times.
Remember. If you take these precautions you may be able to avoid the Corolla Virus and help prevent the spread of it in your community.
/sarc ‘n /snark
Jack Daniels Corona Chaser
No. Not a Boilermaker, but Jack with a Spritzer…err, sprayer.
Manspearing….?
Please don’t ‘Manterupt‘ me while I ‘Manspread‘ a bit as I ‘Mansplain‘ how ‘Manspearing’ is an anomaly in the ‘Manscape’ of ‘Bropropriated‘ words.
FashionWeek – Coronavirus Inspired Summer Fashion
Introducing the New CoronaWeartm line by COVID-19
Cowballs, Mr. TSA… More Cowballs
Christopher Walken has a FEVER
I don’t think that’s where one traditionally checks for a Coronavirus fever.
More Cowbell
M-M-M-My Corona
Global Pandemic Media Brings You, “My Corona”.
Blasé About ‘The End Of The World As We Know It’
“When In Danger, Or In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.”
Just Finished Our Cruise On The ‘Corona Queen’
We’ll be going to Walmart and Cabelas for our next vacation… Which we’ll be taking next week and spending it at home. We just need to stock up on guns, ammo, Zombie supplies, food, water, toilet paper, batteries, more ammo, bleach, plastic sheeting, duct tape, yada, yada, and yada.
Stopped By 7-11 For Some Beer…
**/sarc ‘n /snark